A Chinese goodbye to my real friends and a real goodbye to my Chinese friends!
A farewell for my real friends and a real well for my fair friends!
A goodbye for my real friends and a real buy for my good friends!
A WeChat post for my real friends and a real post for my WeChat friends!
A happy summer for my real friends and a real summer for my happy friends!
A "miss you" for my real friends and a real you for my miss friends!
Squirrel Fish for my real friends and a real fish for my squirrel friends!
Dimsum for my real friends and a real sum for my dim friends!
Hot pot for my real friends and a real pot for my hot friends!
Milk tea for my real friends and real tea for my milk friends!
Red packets for my real friends and real packets for my red friends!
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
- Your Friendly Neighborhood Philip
(Inspired by XKCD 1645 and posted to WeChat the day before leaving for Hong Kong.)