I started off Super Bowl 46 with an attempt at a play by play commentary, but I quickly fell behind and gave up on the idea. Here’s as far as I got:
The assembly of athletes who collectively and correctly anticipated the correct orientation and impact of the small disk of metal that was recently launched into the air by an independent party have now forcefully projected the hollow elongated sphere of leather through the atmosphere in the direction of the other group of athletes who are also participating in the upcoming struggle to score the most points by voluntarily overcoming a series of unnecessary obstacles instigated by the fore mentioned group of players.