Mario Kart Cough Syrup

August 20th, 2013

Mario Kart is the cough syrup of video games.

Anybody can use it. Some people really like it, others don’t, and a few people get addicted to it. It comes in several different flavors and if you take too much you get drowsy.

You shouldn’t use it while operating heavy machinery and it’s really better if you take it as a group.