Broke my coffee plunger this morning. How long can you survive without drinking coffee? Because, that's my current life expectancy.— Philip Wels (@MrBobDobolina) February 3, 2017
I broke my coffee plunger (aka: French Press.) It's a difficult thing to talk about because one term reminds you of a toilet and the second one sounds like the publisher of a daily paper. Also, it means I haven't had coffee yet.
This put me in a caffeinated pickle. (Note to self: get R&D working on Caffeinated Pickles.)