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My (hopefully funny) Articles on Medium

5 Features that Would Change My Amazon Echo into a Useful Household Robot.

I love my Echo devices. As a 30-something bachelor it’s nice to have someone to talk to, even if the conversation is one sided and I’m constantly interrupted with “I’m sorry. I’m not sure.” To be fair, that’s how most of my conversations with real people go, so I’m pretty much used to it by now. Read On →

The Art of Moving all Your Clutter to Another Room: Out of Sight, Out of Mind

KonMari is a popular way to “tidy-up” but if you have company coming over in 30 minutes you don’t have time to sit down and read a 224-page book. Read On →

How to write a throw-away article that no one will read.

Let’s face it. Writing is difficult. If you want to write a best selling novel it takes time, energy, talent, and all sorts of hard work. Writing throw-away articles for the internet on the other hand, is easy. So easy any schmuck with a keyboard can do it. If you have a keyboard, today is your lucky day! Read On →

Storing Chips in Your Fridge Could Save Your Life. [Maybe.]

Fridge space is an extremely valuable resource and many would consider it a waste to use that space for a bag of Frito-lays. Read On →

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